Pita Perica: \u201eMama, mogu li ti postaviti dva pitanja?\u201d Ka\u017ee mama: \u2013 Iznenadi me. Perica: \u201eHo\u0107e\u0161 li mi pove\u0107ati d\u017eeparac i za\u0161to ne\u0107e\u0161? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mujo sretne Fatu: – Fato bona \u0161to pla\u010de\u0161? – A kako ne\u0107u plakat, Haso mi oti\u0161o po cigare prije tri tjedna i jo\u0161 ga nema! – Ma nema problema – ka\u017ee Mujo – uzmi moje cigare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doktore, pas me ugrizao za uho! – Jeste li ga dezinficirali? – Nisam. Odmah je pobjegao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Na sajmu seljak prodaje konja. “Je li taj konj pla\u0161ljiv?” – upita ga jedan kupac. “Ni govora! U \u0161tali uvijek spava sam i to u mraku!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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