\uf0d8 Vozi se \u017eupnik automobilom i naleti na uginulog magarca. Nazove policiju: \u201eOvdje vele\u010dasni \u0160imi\u0107. Na cesti sam nai\u0161ao na uginulog magarca pa javljam da ga maknete kako netko ne bi stradao.\u201d Policajac se htio na\u0161aliti pa re\u010de: \u201eA jeste li se pomolili za njega?\u201d A vele\u010dasni \u0107e njemu: \u201eEvo, sad \u0107u, htio sam najprije javiti rodbini!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\uf0d8 \u017dena: \u201eOpet si pio!\u201d Mu\u017e: \u2013 Nisam \u017dena: \u201eReci Gibraltar\u201d Mu\u017e: \u2013 Pio sam\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\uf0d8 \u0160etaju Adam i Eva rajskim vrtom i razgovaraju: -Evo, voli\u0161 li me? -Naravno, dragi, pa koga bih drugog?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\uf0d8 Do\u0111e Mujo na kiosk i pita prodava\u010dicu: – Do you speak english? Prodava\u010dica zbunjeno ka\u017ee: – NE! Mujo, razo\u010daran, okrene se i ode. Do\u0111e on na drugi kiosk i opet pita: – Do you speak english? Opet isti odgovor – NE! Do\u0111e on na tre\u0107i kiosk pa opet pita: – Do you speak english?, – a prodava\u010dica ka\u017ee: – Yes. A Mujo \u0107e: – Marlboro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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